Ted & Zed » George Carlin

#042: Deader

Michael — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 19:17:37 +0000

Yes, you’ve technically just been Rickrolled. I received my inspiration for this episode from two independent sources. First: Grindhouse. If you haven’t seen either of the Grindhouse films, I suggest you check them out. If you have, then you histarically understand what I just did.

Second, from one of my friends. She’s highly suceptible to Rickrollin’. I was going to tell you all who she is and have you RR her, but that’s just plain mean.

And that concludes our George Carlin tribute. What? You don’t like it? Why? Never been Rickrolled before? Well congratulations! You’re now one of the estimated 18,000,000+ adult Americans who enjoy this status.

#041: Wait, WHAT?!

Michael — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 11:10:06 +0000

They finally arrive at the morgue and pull out George Carlin’s corpse only to find out ::gasp:: he’s still kickin’! HOLY CRAP!!! Don’t worry. All will be revealed in the conclusion…

#040: Almost There…

Michael — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 11:03:49 +0000

Stop laughing, the hospital actually looks like that. Seriously! Google “St. John’s Santa Monica”. It’s effin’ weird! Finally. Only 9 hours after finding discovering the passing of George Carlin our boys have arrived at the house of death known as St. John’s Health Center.

#35: Bittersweet

Michael — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 07:22:48 +0000

It’s a sad day. Last night we lost a proponent for the advancement of free thinking. No, not a political dignitary or enlightened do-gooder or innercity tree hugger. George Carlin. One could not listen to more than 20 words from his mouth without thinking. Granted, you may think he’s a dirty old man, but you thought for yourself! He died in Santa Monica, CA of heart failure at the age of 71. He will be missed.

If you’re unfamiliar with his work you should look into his stand up comedy. You can find it all over YouTube. Just look for his name. Some of his funnier (albeit smaller) roles were actually in the Kevin Smith films Dogma and Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back.

So the boys just found out that Mr. Carlin has died. Again, priorities skewed, a decision has been made. Well, by Zed. And rarely has a decision been made by Zed that Ted didn’t follow kicking and screaming. But Zed has it in his half-decayed mind that he needs to get to California and he needs to get there fast!

I leave you with this final nugget of joy. If you have virgin ears or are younger than 17, then please read no further. For I am about to pass on Mr. Carlin’s wisdom: The Seven Words You Can Never Say On Television. And those words are:

Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, Cocksucker, Motherfucker, and Tits.