Ted & Zed » Carnage http://tedandzed.com The Story of a Boy and his Zombie Mon, 01 Aug 2011 07:35:22 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.1 en hourly 1 #057: SURPRISE!!! http://tedandzed.com/057-surprise/ http://tedandzed.com/057-surprise/#comments Fri, 13 Feb 2009 09:14:20 +0000 Michael http://tedandzed.com/?p=116 #057: SURPRISE!!!

Don’t you just love it when people tell you stuff for your own damn good and they DON’T BLOODY LISTEN?!  There’s a reason the sign says “Don’t Feed the Bears.”  It’s because they burst into flames and shoot lightning bolts out their arses when the food runs out! Yes, today is Zed’s birthday.  How do I [...]]]> #057: SURPRISE!!!

Don’t you just love it when people tell you stuff for your own damn good and they DON’T BLOODY LISTEN?!  There’s a reason the sign says “Don’t Feed the Bears.”  It’s because they burst into flames and shoot lightning bolts out their arses when the food runs out!

Yes, today is Zed’s birthday.  How do I know?  Because I wrote it!  Sheesh.  Happy Friday 13th.  Don’t forget that tomorrow is Singles Awareness Day.  I’ll try to get something special up here if my real job doesn’t get too crazy.

If you don’t know who those 2 chicks are, you should go back and read this li’l story arc: http://tedandzed.com/2007/10/20/006-take-out/

Enjoy!

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