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		<title>Déjà Vu Guest Strip</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Aug 2008 19:39:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Michael</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[	<p><a href="http://tedandzed.com/deja-vu-guest-strip/"><img src="http://tedandzed.com/comics/2008-08-04-t&z-dvgs-flup.png" border="0" alt="Déjà Vu Guest Strip" title="Déjà Vu Guest Strip" /></a></p>While I get this stupid computer working again (which is lookin&#8217; pretty good), you get to check out some guest strips that were sent in for this Déjà Vu story thing I&#8217;m trying to buy some time with.  First up is one my buddy Flup.  Flup, who is really Lise, makes a comic that takes place [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[	<p><a href="http://tedandzed.com/deja-vu-guest-strip/"><img src="http://tedandzed.com/comics/2008-08-04-t&z-dvgs-flup.png" border="0" alt="Déjà Vu Guest Strip" title="Déjà Vu Guest Strip" /></a></p><p><a href="http://www.drunkduck.com/Cooks_Assistant" target="_blank"><img src="http://images.drunkduck.com/process/comic_27863_18_E_0_sm.jpg" border="0" alt="" align="left" /></a>While I get this stupid computer working again (which is lookin&#8217; pretty good), you get to check out some guest strips that were sent in for this Déjà Vu story thing I&#8217;m trying to buy some time with.  First up is one my buddy Flup.  Flup, who is really Lise, makes a comic that takes place IN RuneScape but is not ABOUT RuneScape.  It&#8217;s called <a href="http://www.drunkduck.com/Cooks_Assistant" target="_blank">Cook&#8217;s Assistant</a>.  Even if you&#8217;re not a RuneScape fan you should definitely go check it out.  Great stuff.</p>
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		<title>#043: Déjà Vu #01</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Jul 2008 22:23:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Michael</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Déjà Vu]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[	<p><a href="http://tedandzed.com/043-deja-vu-01/"><img src="http://tedandzed.com/comics/2008-07-30-t&z-043-dv01.png" border="0" alt="#043: Déjà Vu #01" title="#043: Déjà Vu #01" /></a></p>Alright.  Seeing as how I cannot creat new T&#38;Z comics in the same style you all love an adore, we&#8217;re finding the boys with a case of déjà vu.  If you&#8217;re missing the reference, check back to episode #36.  If I can&#8217;t get things rolling with my lappy soon, we&#8217;ll be swapping over to a [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[	<p><a href="http://tedandzed.com/043-deja-vu-01/"><img src="http://tedandzed.com/comics/2008-07-30-t&z-043-dv01.png" border="0" alt="#043: Déjà Vu #01" title="#043: Déjà Vu #01" /></a></p><p>Alright.  Seeing as how I cannot creat new T&amp;Z comics in the same style you all love an adore, we&#8217;re finding the boys with a case of déjà vu.  If you&#8217;re missing the reference, check back to <a href="http://tedandzed.com/2008/06/25/36-threes-company/">episode #36</a>.  If I can&#8217;t get things rolling with my lappy soon, we&#8217;ll be swapping over to a hand-drawn version of the comic for a while.</p>
<p>In the mean time, however, I&#8217;d love to see what kind of déjà vu strips you can come up with!  Download this strip either <a href="http://tedandzed.com/comics/deja_vu/043_bubbles.png" target="_blank">WITH</a> or <a href="http://tedandzed.com/comics/deja_vu/043_clear.png" target="_blank">WITHOUT</a> word bubbles and send them back to me at this email address:</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img src="http://www.tedandzed.com/images/web/email/dejavu@tedandzed_35.jpg" alt="" /></p>
<p style="text-align: left;">I&#8217;ll make sure everyone knows who you are and link to your site if you have one.  I look forward to seeing your ideas!</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">This is lame.  As most of youse guys know, I’ve been complaining about my lappy rejecting PhotoImpact since my last Windows update.  I’m betting that Nova Development pissed off someone over at Microsoft and they decided “We’re no longer going to let your program work.”  Not only does it no longer work, but I can’t even reinstall it because of of Microsoft’s stupid Data Execution Prevention (DEP).  It’s basically telling my lappy that the program may be a virus of some sort and won’t allow it to install.  It has a function that allows me to give certain applications to run regardless of the DEP protocols, but, again, it won’t run PhotoImpact.  ::sigh::</p>
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		<title>Comedy Genius Passes</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Jun 2008 07:22:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Michael</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s a sad day. Last night we lost a proponent for the advancement of free thinking. No, not a political dignitary or enlightened do-gooder or innercity tree hugger. George Carlin. One could not listen to more than 20 words from his mouth without thinking. Granted, you may think he&#8217;s a dirty old man, but you [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="blog_body">It&#8217;s a sad day. Last night we lost a proponent for the advancement of free thinking. No, not a political dignitary or enlightened do-gooder or innercity tree hugger. George Carlin. One could not listen to more than 20 words from his mouth without thinking. Granted, you may think he&#8217;s a dirty old man, but you thought for yourself! He died in Santa Monica, CA of heart failure at the age of 71. He will be missed.</div>
<p>If you&#8217;re unfamiliar with his work you should look into his stand up comedy. You can find it all over YouTube. Just look for his name. Some of his funnier (albeit smaller) roles were actually in the Kevin Smith films <em>Dogma</em> and <em>Jay &amp; Silent Bob Strike Back</em>.</p>
<p>So the boys just found out that Mr. Carlin has died. Again, priorities skewed, a decision has been made. Well, by Zed. And rarely has a decision been made by Zed that Ted didn&#8217;t follow kicking and screaming. But Zed has it in his half-decayed mind that he needs to get to California and he needs to get there fast!</p>
<p>I leave you with this final nugget of joy. <strong>If you have virgin ears or are younger than 17, then please read no further.</strong> For I am about to pass on Mr. Carlin&#8217;s wisdom: <em>The Seven Words You Can Never Say On Television</em>. And those words are:</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><em>Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, Cocksucker, Motherfucker, and Tits.</em></p>
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		<title>I Got Beh&#8217;ah</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Jun 2008 11:40:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Michael</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[And thanks to everyone for all your well-wishes and concerned emails. I feel SOOO much better! Apparently I was able to fight off that pesky solanum virus. I swear, I have the constitution of a cockroach! For those of you unfamiliar with the &#8220;solanum virus&#8221;, I recommend you rush out and pick up a copy [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>And thanks to everyone for all your well-wishes and concerned emails. I feel SOOO much better! Apparently I was able to fight off that pesky solanum virus. I swear, I have the constitution of a cockroach! For those of you unfamiliar with the &#8220;solanum virus&#8221;, I recommend you rush out and pick up a copy of Max Brooks&#8217; <em><a title="BUY THIS BOOK!!!" href="http://www.randomhouse.com/crown/zombiesurvivalguide/" target="_blank">The Zombie Survival Guide</a></em>. You should find it misshelved in the &#8220;HUMOR&#8221; section&#8230;</p>
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		<title>Gettin&#8217; Back On The Horse</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 May 2008 09:09:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Michael</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So time for some real news! I&#8217;ve finally got my schedule up and running. I&#8217;m ahead by a week now (yay) and will have new comics updated regularly. New comic days will be Monday, Wednesday, and Friday. Yeah, I know this sounds familiar&#8230;
&#8220;But, MAC! We&#8217;ve heard this all before! How can we trust you?!&#8221;
Well just [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: left;">So time for some real news! I&#8217;ve finally got my schedule up and running. I&#8217;m ahead by a week now (yay) and will have new comics updated regularly. New comic days will be Monday, Wednesday, and Friday. Yeah, I know this sounds familiar&#8230;</p>
<p style="text-align: left;"><em>&#8220;But, MAC! We&#8217;ve heard this all before! How can we trust you?!&#8221;</em></p>
<p style="text-align: left;">Well just take my word for it! I&#8217;ve got a new secret weapon in my arsenal! The only problem may be with my internet connection. It&#8217;s been on the fritz lately, so that may push things back to VERY late in the night, but they should still be coming 3 days a week. Just keep checking back. I&#8217;m sure you&#8217;ll be pleasently surprised! Unless, of course, you already believe me. Then you&#8217;ll be like, well, he said he was updating! Hope he doesn&#8217;t want a cookie&#8230;</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">But I will. I&#8217;ll take that cookie.</p>
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		<title>What&#8217;s Up With Mac?</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Apr 2008 00:50:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Michael</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[For those of you that don’t know, I’m going through a divorce.  Lots of no fun.  I don’t recommend you have one.  Unfortunately, there are children involved.  I’m still doing a bit of a fund raiser for my legal fees.  Even if it’s just a buck, I’d appreciate any help.
I promise you&#8217;ll get a faster [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span style="color: #000000;">For those of you that don’t know, I’m going through a divorce.  Lots of no fun.  I don’t recommend you have one.  Unfortunately, there are children involved.  I’m still doing a bit of a fund raiser for my legal fees.  Even if it’s just a buck, I’d appreciate any help.</span></p>
<p>I promise you&#8217;ll get a faster response than C.J.!</p>
<p><span style="color: #000000;">For the full scoop, check out my blog postings (or you can just read this: </span><a href="http://www.msplinks.com/MDFodHRwOi8vd3d3Lm1hY2xwaXJhdGEuY29tL2hlbHA="><span style="color: #ff0000;">www.maclpirata.com/help</span></a><span style="color: #000000;"><span style="color: #ff0000;"> </span>).</span></p>
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		<title>I Swear I&#8217;m Not Dead!</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Mar 2008 04:21:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Michael</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://tedandzed.com/2008/03/20/i-swear-im-not-dead/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[	<p><a href="http://tedandzed.com/i-swear-im-not-dead/"><img src="http://tedandzed.com/comics/2008-03-20-t&z-holder_002.jpg" border="0" alt="I Swear I&#8217;m Not Dead!" title="I Swear I&#8217;m Not Dead!" /></a></p>Just hang in there, yeah?
In your head, in your head
Zombie
What&#8217;s in your head, in your head
Zombie
Also, if you haven&#8217;t read it yet, please go to www.maclpirata.com/help and see how you can help me out!
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[	<p><a href="http://tedandzed.com/i-swear-im-not-dead/"><img src="http://tedandzed.com/comics/2008-03-20-t&z-holder_002.jpg" border="0" alt="I Swear I&#8217;m Not Dead!" title="I Swear I&#8217;m Not Dead!" /></a></p><p style="text-align: center">Just hang in there, yeah?</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><em>In your head, in your head<br />
Zombie<br />
What&#8217;s in your head, in your head<br />
Zombie</em></p>
<p>Also, if you haven&#8217;t read it yet, please go to <a href="http://www.maclpirata.com/help">www.maclpirata.com/help</a> and see how you can help me out!</p>
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		<title>I Swear I&#8217;m Still Alive!</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Mar 2008 03:21:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Michael</dc:creator>
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Just hang in there, yeah?
In your head, in your head
Zombie
What&#8217;s in your head, in your head
Zombie
Also, if you haven&#8217;t read it yet, please go to www.maclpirata.com/help and see how you can help me out!
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<p style="text-align: center;">Just hang in there, yeah?</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><em>In your head, in your head<br />
Zombie<br />
What&#8217;s in your head, in your head<br />
Zombie</em></p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Also, if you haven&#8217;t read it yet, please go to <a href="http://www.maclpirata.com/help">www.maclpirata.com/help</a> and see how you can help me out!</p>
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		<title>#024: Stink Factor</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 31 Jan 2008 15:23:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Michael</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[	<p><a href="http://tedandzed.com/024-stink-factor/"><img src="http://tedandzed.com/comics/2008-01-31--t&z-024.jpg" border="0" alt="#024: Stink Factor" title="#024: Stink Factor" /></a></p>Zed is growing into his zombieness quite well!  New stink, too.  I guess that&#8217;s just something that takes time to get used to.  Lots of time.
Look!  New joints!  And Zed&#8217;s colouration is getting a bit muddled.
Yeah, I know today&#8217;s comic looks a bit more pixilated than usual.  I&#8217;m going to see about fixing that today.  [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[	<p><a href="http://tedandzed.com/024-stink-factor/"><img src="http://tedandzed.com/comics/2008-01-31--t&z-024.jpg" border="0" alt="#024: Stink Factor" title="#024: Stink Factor" /></a></p><p style="text-align: center">Zed is growing into his zombieness quite well!  New stink, too.  I guess that&#8217;s just something that takes time to get used to.  Lots of time.</p>
<p>Look!  New joints!  And Zed&#8217;s colouration is getting a bit muddled.</p>
<p>Yeah, I know today&#8217;s comic looks a bit more pixilated than usual.  I&#8217;m going to see about fixing that today.  Hang tight!</p>
<p>Also, if you haven&#8217;t read it yet, please go to <a href="http://www.maclpirata.com/help">www.maclpirata.com/help</a> and see how you can help me out!</p>
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		<title>The Battlestation Is Operational!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Jan 2008 12:10:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Michael</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Go ahead and pinch yourself&#8230; Ted and Zed are back!  This isn&#8217;t going to be one of those &#8220;Is he really back?&#8221; things.  My battlestation is operating at full capacity now!  Or, as close to it as it&#8217;s ever going to get.  Regardless!  No sooner do I decide to start updating Ted &#38; Zed on [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Go ahead and pinch yourself&#8230; Ted and Zed are back!  This isn&#8217;t going to be one of those &#8220;Is he really back?&#8221; things.  My battlestation is operating at full capacity now!  Or, as close to it as it&#8217;s ever going to get.  Regardless!  No sooner do I decide to start updating <em>Ted &amp; Zed </em>on paper with pen until my computer is working again then, <strong><em><span style="color: #999999;">POOF</span></em></strong>, it starts working!  Is that all?!  I just had to decide I didn&#8217;t need it anymore before it&#8217;d let me use it?!</p>
<p>I am, however, dialing things back to a weekly strip.  Lots of things have been going on in my life<br />
(some of which I&#8217;ll let you in on as the weeks progress) that have kept me from updating. Trust me, I&#8217;m back&#8230; in lower doses so pace yourself.</p>
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